How to make your house look clean in 5 minutes

I get this at least once a fortnight. A friend or family member will text or call nonchalantly and say: “Oh hey, are you in? I’m gonna pop over for a quick bevvie.” At this point, I will still be in my PJs, lion mane hair surrounding my make-up-less face and a few cheerios stuck to my…

How finding ‘the one’ is a pain in the arse.

‘The One’ has been raved on about in all different mediums throughout my twenty two years of existence. But no one has ever told me what happens after this significant moment. Films surreptitiously appear to end just at the ‘you’re the one, Carrie’scene, leaving me rather underwhelmed by the idea of ‘The One’ and I…