This cute cat has been crowned “ugliest sleeping face ever.” 

This is Setsu-Chan. She’s a proper cutey. I mean look at that white fluffy face and big blue eyes omnomnom.   However, according to a ton of Japanese publications, she’s been voted “Most Awful Sleeping Face”. But you’re thinking… It can’t be that bad right?! Wrong, so wrong.             Happy Saturday! HH…

Cats are trying to murder you and it’s true.

I have a cat. She is politely named Sophie. And she is out to get me. Don’t get it twisted, she’s not violent, and on the outside she looks utterly harmless. Her claws remain firmly in her tiny padded feet and her teeth are only showcased when she yawns, but I can honestly say she…

Next person who sneezes on me, I will punch you in the face.

Now I’m no advocate for violence. I’ve only been in one fight in my life. And that was when I was fourteen and someone said a snide comment so I pushed them lightly and then ran away. On the rare occasions that anyone attempts to fight me, usually because I’ve said something stupid, which I…

Why you should hate running.

  I am training for a half marathon. This will shock all people who know me as I am: 1. Lazy 2. Shit at running 3. Asthmatic 4. Have only just learnt how to spell no. 3 through iPhone auto correct. Technology sure is something, isn’t it? I decided to train for this event like…