What job descriptions ACTUALLY mean.

Looking for a new job is the worst, right? You have to fill out application after application for jobs you may not even be interested in. You have to go through painstaking interviews, and face rejection for jobs you know you can do with your eyes closed. But before you have to do all this,…

Jackie, my Chinese friend.

My friend Jackie is OK. She’s Chinese and looks like a child from a distance. And before you ask, she can’t do kung fu or dance well. This is a picture of her: PS I like her lots really. Honest.

I hate you, Snow

This morning I woke up with an anger unknown to most sensible human beings. It was intense and has not been relieved all day. And that is because there is no way of removing the thing which has caused me such great sorrow. Because, dear readers, it’s the weather. Snow, in late March (yes I…

Toilets, Work and Horrible Disasters

I have a terrible problem. And, like most fully grown real-life adult people, it’s with work. Don’t get me wrong (especially you, Boss) I love my job. But there is still one thing. One little thing that causes my blood to boil and my forehead to start sweating profusely. And that’s the toilets. Urban Dictionary…