How to make your house look clean in 5 minutes

I get this at least once a fortnight. A friend or family member will text or call nonchalantly and say: “Oh hey, are you in? I’m gonna pop over for a quick bevvie.” At this point, I will still be in my PJs, lion mane hair surrounding my make-up-less face and a few cheerios stuck to my…

Toilets, Work and Horrible Disasters

I have a terrible problem. And, like most fully grown real-life adult people, it’s with work. Don’t get me wrong (especially you, Boss) I love my job. But there is still one thing. One little thing that causes my blood to boil and my forehead to start sweating profusely. And that’s the toilets. Urban Dictionary…