Self-Service Checkouts are making us all into lying stinkin’ thieves apparently.

Using self-checkouts increase theft by over double, according to a study. According to a recent report from the University of Leciester,  loss at shops using self-scan technology increased by an average of 122%. The dramatic shoot in crime is apparently because the lack of face-to-face contact (and the fact that those machines are probably the most annoying things in…

4 Stages of Pokémon Go Addiction.

It’s OK, we know you feel like you gotta catch ’em all, but we’re here for you… *removes phone from man rocking on floor of pub car park at 3am because Pikachu was totally there* From Noob the Loser.  

This cute cat has been crowned “ugliest sleeping face ever.” 

This is Setsu-Chan. She’s a proper cutey. I mean look at that white fluffy face and big blue eyes omnomnom.   However, according to a ton of Japanese publications, she’s been voted “Most Awful Sleeping Face”. But you’re thinking… It can’t be that bad right?! Wrong, so wrong.             Happy Saturday! HH…

How to make your house look clean in 5 minutes

I get this at least once a fortnight. A friend or family member will text or call nonchalantly and say: “Oh hey, are you in? I’m gonna pop over for a quick bevvie.” At this point, I will still be in my PJs, lion mane hair surrounding my make-up-less face and a few cheerios stuck to my…

Aussie Man finds trolley, calls him Trevor, they become bessies.

It’s like the Millenial version of Romeo and Juliet, but with a man and a trolley. Aussie man, Andrew Mitchell found a poor defenceless trolley outside his house in Werribee last week. He tried to contact the trolley’s (now known as Trevor) owner, Officeworks, but after promising to pick him up they never showed. Andrew could…