Self-Service Checkouts are making us all into lying stinkin’ thieves apparently.

Using self-checkouts increase theft by over double, according to a study. According to a recent report from the University of Leciester,  loss at shops using self-scan technology increased by an average of 122%. The dramatic shoot in crime is apparently because the lack of face-to-face contact (and the fact that those machines are probably the most annoying things in…

4 Stages of Pokémon Go Addiction.

It’s OK, we know you feel like you gotta catch ’em all, but we’re here for you… *removes phone from man rocking on floor of pub car park at 3am because Pikachu was totally there* From Noob the Loser.  

How to make your house look clean in 5 minutes

I get this at least once a fortnight. A friend or family member will text or call nonchalantly and say: “Oh hey, are you in? I’m gonna pop over for a quick bevvie.” At this point, I will still be in my PJs, lion mane hair surrounding my make-up-less face and a few cheerios stuck to my…

The cat whisperer

Recently I had the interesting experience of being exposed to my boyfriend’s mum’s secret talent. Before your mind goes wandering, it’s nothing dirty, swingery or enough to give you nightmares. It’s something quite erm… different. I don’t know whether you know this, but I’m pretty keen on cats. And so is she. So much so,…

The 30 Day Ab and Squat Challenge – What it’s really like

So last time I complained about exercise, I was in the process of doing my half marathon. Which I did. Little ‘wahoo’ to me. “Wahoo” But instead of going back to my sofa, throwing popcorn in and around my face with no real direction to target, I have decided to do another stupid challenge.  …

LOOK LOOK Cat Photos Online! Lollo Lolz

I’ve been having one of those weeks where I feel irritable and critical around 65% of the time. The other 35% of the time I am sleeping. There’s no particular reason for this. I don’t have a hard life. I get out of my double bed with clean sheets on it in the morning and…

Why you should hate running.

  I am training for a half marathon. This will shock all people who know me as I am: 1. Lazy 2. Shit at running 3. Asthmatic 4. Have only just learnt how to spell no. 3 through iPhone auto correct. Technology sure is something, isn’t it? I decided to train for this event like…