Cats are trying to murder you and it’s true.

I have a cat. She is politely named Sophie. And she is out to get me. Don’t get it twisted, she’s not violent, and on the outside she looks utterly harmless. Her claws remain firmly in her tiny padded feet and her teeth are only showcased when she yawns, but I can honestly say she…

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I’ve been having one of those weeks where I feel irritable and critical around 65% of the time. The other 35% of the time I am sleeping. There’s no particular reason for this. I don’t have a hard life. I get out of my double bed with clean sheets on it in the morning and…

Next person who sneezes on me, I will punch you in the face.

Now I’m no advocate for violence. I’ve only been in one fight in my life. And that was when I was fourteen and someone said a snide comment so I pushed them lightly and then ran away. On the rare occasions that anyone attempts to fight me, usually because I’ve said something stupid, which I…