You have a few hours to spare. What else do you do apart from photoshop yourself having fun with celebrities in a totally non-creepy-way?
This kinda has to stop.
Noel Edmonds suggests that negative thoughts could encourage those nasty cancer blobs to grow.
Craig David is pretty much everywhere at the moment. We’d kinda wondered what the secret of his comeback was (apart from those abs and that singing voice) and now we know – he’s been getting tips from a limelight-hogging genius. “Fill me in” singer has been snapping pictures with someone who has a well known catch phrase, just like Craig. Yup…
Lance Armstrong deserves more credit than he gets.
Blake Lively’s instagram photo is causing quite a stir.
George Osborne wrote that he not only disagreed with tuition fees, but Conservatives would abolish them completely.
No more “I Love yous”, no more “Gerrout of my pub”. Peggy Mitchell, Landlord of the fictional Queen Victoria pub in Eastenders left the show last night in an emotional episode. Peggy is seen talking to her deceased friend, Pat (who had really gone to town with her earrings for the finale) before taking her…
You could end up on a date with the Prime Minister.
At Hopeless, we give thanks to the Cheeto that looks like Katy Perry, or the egg that looks like Russel Brand. You make our Mondays complete, you freaky unappetising things. And to the people who spot the unspott-able. Keep on doing what youre doing.