How to do the splits and Australian’s riding sharks

So whilst I’m in the land of the beautiful (Australia) I have decided that I should no longer hold back my potential and have what is called a ‘TALENT.’ You see at the moment, when I look at a guitar the strings just break, I sing like a hyena and dance like Prince Charles seducing…

The 30 Day Ab and Squat Challenge – What it’s really like

So last time I complained about exercise, I was in the process of doing my half marathon. Which I did. Little ‘wahoo’ to me. “Wahoo” But instead of going back to my sofa, throwing popcorn in and around my face with no real direction to target, I have decided to do another stupid challenge.  …

Running, stick a fork in me, I’m done.

I ran a half-marathon over the weekend. Done. Just call me a really awesome athletic person now.  Thanks especially to Nike. I had my trainers stolen a week before my run, and their bad-ass social media guru hooked me up with some shoes so that I could run the race for Parkinsons UK.