1) Facebook becomes baby/engagement/marriage heaven
Oh joy. Now your friends are all grown up and have someone to ‘put a ring on it.’ You sigh bitterly as you see another status with the writer referring to themselves as ‘Mummy’ and remember walking home from school with these people making armpit farts throughout the journey.
No one is around so you make your armpit fart. You giggle like an idiot.
You realise why it’s them not you sampling wedding cake.
2) You learn the importance of grammar and spelling
Yes, it is a valid reason to not go on that date. Someone declaring you are ‘gorgus’ does not constitute the beginnings of a sound relationship.
3) You find yourself turning into your parents slowly.
Being genuinely annoyed when someone says ‘what’ instead of ‘pardon.’ And don’t even get me started on spitting. Scoundrels.
Remove the music for a minute – you’re basically standing in a circle, mouthing songs to your friends. Not talking.
If we did that at work it would be weird, right?